One of the great challenges for die-hard Chicago-style 16-inch softball players is finding the strength to play a game the next day after trying to recover from a jumbo hangover created by a saloon victory party the night before.
Some players say they hit better hungover because they are so relaxed. However, no one fields or pitches better when they are hungover. If a player says he does, he is lying.
Often, after a great win, or a memorable loss, the pitchers of beer are enhanced with lemon bullets, shots of Irish whiskey, snappers of brandy, and Polish Depth Charges shots of whiskey dropped into beer steins.
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This writer a proud 16-inch Softball Hall of Fame inductee in 1999 played more than 2,000 games and probably consumed 20,000 libations over 47 years. (Click on images to view larger versions.) |
So, my teammates and I experienced a wave of great sadness upon learning of the recent passing of saloonkeeper Jerry Ranalli, 83, a legendary storyteller and one of Chicagos great softball sponsors.
Mr. Ranalli is generally credited as the inventor of not only the sports bar concept, but the outdoor garden café at Ranallis restaurant and bar on Lincoln Avenue in Old Town.
In the late 1970s, Ranalli opened the Ultimate Sports Bar with partner Al Rompza on the corner of Armitage, Lincoln, and Sheffield Avenues. This totally original venue featured dining in a full-size boxing ring. For those who like their steak very rare, the saloon also showcased blood-stained walls from real boxing matches.
When the manager of the Solidarity softball team met Polish-American saloonkeeper Rompza while playing handball at the Irving Park YMCA in 1979, it was a marriage made in softball sponsor heaven. Rompza, owner of the Burwood Tap at Burling & Wrightwood, asked: Why is your team named Solidarity?
The answer was the team identified with the anti-communist Solidarity political movement in Poland. The Trebes Park and Oz Park rosters were filled with proud Polish-American players with names like Tony Dudek, Bob Gorzynski, Connie Jazcor, Joe Oleksy, Glen Placek, Rob Placek, Mike Skowronski, and Steve Wysocki.
Toss in Ukrainian-American stars Paul Sortal and Dave Sortal, and a manager whose grandparents immigrated from Bohemia (now the Czech Republic) in 1900. Lets not forget the great long-ball hitter, Don (Garbo) Garbarino (Italian-American) and Dean Karouzos, the handsome Greek.
Solidarity was viewed as an Eastern European softball powerhouse, especially around Kosciuszko Park in the predominantly Polish neighborhood.
Crazy things also happened when your softball sponsor was Jimmy Rittenberg, a great friend of Mr. Ranalli. Always an innovator, Rittenberg developed Juke Box Saturday Night rock n roll/sports saloon on Lincoln Avenue in Lincoln Park in the early 1980s.
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Outside, the landmark saloon signage included a hot red 1957 Chevy front end sticking out the second floor of the bar buildings facade. Vanished Chicagoland |
With Solidarity playing at nearby Oz Park, it made sense to hold the post-game festivities including Jitter Bug and Twist contests while platters were spun by the disc jockey sitting inside a 57 Chevy convertible at Juke Box Saturday Night.
The Solidarity softball team guzzled beer while dancing to the beat of Louie, Louie, The Beach Boys, Chubby Checker, and At the Hop all night.
Of course, we all were wearing those really cool silver Juke Box Saturday Night jackets with the bars logo printed on the back and Solidarity on the front. Fashionable Rittenberg also ordered that the team wear buttoned Izod shirts with collars in his dance club. The dancing girls always wanted to take the jackets and us home.
Some nights, sweating, beer-spattered teammates still in full uniform continued pub crawling on Lincoln Avenue until 4:00 a.m. This is why so many players quit the game at 40 years of age, because the alternative was divorce.
In 1988, when Rompza purchased the old Grovers Oyster Bar on Irving Park Road, just east of Western, and renamed it Chicago Joes Saloon, he made sure to offer softball team sponsorships to his teams, including Solidarity, which recently had won a championship in the tough Kosciuszko Park league, at Diversey & Pulaski, and now was expanding under a new name Risk.